asset

keen attention to detail and calm demeaner in the face of challenging situations make her a true asset to our team.

If books were people, this book would be medically retarded.

The Voicemail

So what’re you doing for lunch? DO you want to meet? And, eat? Okay, give me a call. Bye.

The following, are...

Summer's over, but not in my head.

To date, none too many.

I am the magical Asian prophet Abraham.

Upon this cross, I nail my thoughts. I die, everyday.